Posts Tagged ‘Music’

Aaron Lewis – Country Boy Official video
From 11-22-2011

Aaron Lewis did a great job at this song here, but I feel that there are some points that need to be clarified with the general public concerning their status as a ‘country boy’.

Having the ability to relate to some of the lyrics in this song does not make you from the country. Many people can relate with many songs. Being from the country does not make you a country boy. Its a lifestyle and identity that is quickly being flooded by the fashion industry of the US.

Just because you know where an old dirt road may cross the general vicinity of your living area, does not mean you were born in the country.

Just because you own a truck, some camo pants, and have touched a tractor, does not give you any special right to call yourself a country boy. No, having great-grand parents that have a tractor does not mean that you own one. Even if you leave the comfort of your moms tit to go ride it once in a blue moon.

The most disturbing part about this video’s reactions that I often see are the praising and agreements with the stanza near the beginning.

“I rarely drink from the bottle,
but I’ll smoke a little weed.”

Smoking weed definitely does-not under any god-given circumstance make you, the wimpy dark clothed outcast pot-head, a country boy.
Smoking weed does in-fact, but is not limited to, reinforcing any previous acquired statuses as total dipstick, retarted monkey, and imbecilic turd licker. It also shows that instead of knowing the fruits and traps of nature, like a country boy would, you have been corrupted and tricked by society to fall into the butt-crack of stupidity.

Stop claiming that because you like this song you are a country person.

-Jay-T Out


First song: Puddle Of Mudd – Spaceship

Now finnaly a nice sweet hot steamy injection of testosterone. This song never fails to get my blood pumping, its got a nice catchy chorus, and the video is awesome. I mean seriously! This video has hot alien chicks, spaceships, and dirtbikes! That’ll put some hair on your chest. The song only has one verse though, and they repeat it twice (with a few words changed), but overall this is on my ‘favorite songs’ playlist.

Half a dick sucked out of 5

Second Song: Ronnie Milsap – Stranger In My House

This song is a prime example of pure 80’s rock and love. It has a nice guitar solo, not epic, just nice. The lyrics are cool, and you can really feel his emotion when he sings. The funny part about this song is how Ronnie has never actually seen his wife, as he went blind during his childhood and became one of the most talented blind artists.

Half a dick sucked out of 5

Third song on our list: Scorpions – Rock You Like A Hurricane

Another song back from the 80’s. The Instruments in this song all get to show off what they’ve got. The drums have a great beat and fills. The vocals are a bit monotone at times, but he still shows of some pipes. The rythym guitar is extremely catchy and fun, and the lead guitar is phenomenal. Ive got to say that out of all of the great guitar solos of this time, Rock You Like A Hurricane goes down as one of the best.

0 dicks sucked out of 5

– Jay-T

Welcome to the first edition of Songs that don’t suck dick. The music will be rated by how many dicks it doesn’t suck. The less, the better.

First song: Armin van Buuren feat. VanVelzen – Broken Tonight

An example of a decent electronica/drum and bass song. The instrumentals are high quality, but the lyrics are generic and the singer is shorter than a dick in japan.

1 Dick sucked out of 5

Second song: Lynyrd Skynyrd – Free Bird

a Classic. badass as fuck, a guitar solo that gets better as it goes, and strong lyrics.

0 Dicks sucked out of 5

Third song: Dr. Dre – Chronic (Bizarro edit)

It’s nothing but swearing, but it manages to still keep a beat. awesome.

Half a dick sucked out of 5